008_Boudreaux's_Emergency_Contact

If you’re looking for a standard medical history, you’ve come to the wrong place. When Boudreaux LeBlanc ends up in the ER, the paperwork becomes a window into his own brand of logic. From his occupation ("mostly wondering if the shift change went smoothly") to his refusal to provide a real emergency contact, get a peek at this hilarious, stubborn, and grease-stained patient file. See exactly how the most uncooperative man in the Gatekeepers' world handles a hospital visit.

006_Halloween_Groupchat

October 31st, 2015. One scarecrow, a "sexy corn" costume, and a group chat that should have been deleted for everyone's safety. Get an exclusive look at the Gatekeepers crew in their natural habitat: absolute, unhinged chaos. From debating the legality of Halloween to Gaston’s disastrous attempts at romantic advice, step inside the digital purgatory where no one is safe, nothing is sacred, and the only thing scarier than the holiday is the group’s complete lack of filter.

001_Pearl_Observations

Think you know what’s going on in the house? Think again. Get the unfiltered, four-legged truth from the real queen of the operation: Ms. Pearl. From judging "Bubbles" and her questionable fashion choices to keeping her human dad in line, this exclusive look into the mind of the house's most cynical critic reveals who is actually running things. It’s a tail-wagging, side-eye-heavy perspective on the madness of the Gatekeepers' world.

005_State_V._Gaston

Gaston just wanted a quiet morning and a pecan pie. Instead, he landed a front-row seat to the most boring property dispute in the history of the county—all under the watchful, judging eye of Judge Adrian Fontenot. Get an exclusive look at the ultimate showdown between law and order and one very stubborn sheriff who refuses to leave his baked goods behind. It’s a battle of wills, wit, and high-stakes courtroom comedy.

003_Uncles_In_L&D

We’ve all heard about the physical strength of childbirth, but no one talks about the emotional labor of managing five grown men in fight-or-flight mode. This exclusive Archive leak reveals a pivotal, chaotic moment from my series that didn’t make the final draft. From Landry’s “Batman” delusion to Boudreaux’s middle-finger salute, see the men of my series lose their composure and common sense.

002_Chain_Of_Command

Five grown men. One simple dinner decision. Total chaos. Step into the "Whose In Charge" debate—a hilarious, exclusive look at what happens when the Gatekeepers crew tries to reach a consensus. It’s a masterclass in stubbornness, petty bickering, and the "organized chaos" that keeps their world spinning. See who actually holds the power when no one is willing to budge.

004_Porch_Date

When home becomes a chaotic parade of men barging in like bad actors, there’s only one solution: wine, a porch, and zero apologies. Get a look at the escape plan in this exclusive Archive leak, where Lynn and Rosalie trade stories of "building inspectors," Shania Twain-singing intruders, and the judgmental gaze of a very unimpressed basset hound named Pearl.

007_Ultrasound_Vs._Ego

Elius expected a routine PG-rated prenatal ultrasound, a doctor prepping for 'hygiene.'

This unfiltered glimpse into early parenthood shows pride being shattered, the group chat offering no solace, and a tiny heartbeat that transforms everything.

009_Don't_Tell_Adrian

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010_Who_Would_Win

A lively night at a local bar morphs into a funny debate. Through clever humor, rapid banter, and a vibrant cast of characters, the story depicts the group's friendly rivalry escalating into surprising self-awareness and friendship. This slice-of-life story reflects the chaos, warmth, and absurdity of The Gatekeepers as their longstanding relationships are challenged over drinks and egos.

011_Dinner_Disaster

A Gatekeeper family dinner where even the simplest topics, like whether tomatoes are fruit or the proper way to load a dishwasher, spark intense and hilarious debates. It humorously chronicles a host's struggle to maintain peace through a series of absurd arguments and an endless, agonizing Southern-style goodbye.

012_Gatekeepers_Guide

The Gatekeepers gather to watch a classic slasher film, and the line between movie and reality blurs into a chaotic, comedic take on slasher tropes, where the real threat is less the killer and more their own dysfunctional dynamic.

013_You_Had_One_Job

Gaston goes to retrieve a forgotten diaper bag. While his best friend monitors via a security camera, Gaston's quest becomes chaotic as he battles a stubborn Bluetick Coonhound, Roxy, and faces mishaps inside and outside the house. The humor highlights his frustration, Roxy’s antics, and the realization that the diaper bag was never missing, underscoring the absurdities of parenting and pet ownership.

014_Why_Are_You_Here

Lynn’s special porch date is filled with lively testosterone, playful banter, a sense of family, and true chaos. In Lynn's words,

The Estrogen Temple Has Been Breached

015_Where's_Laramie

Landry and the rest of the Gatekeepers volunteer for babysitting duty.

Somewhere between championship fights, trash talk, snacks, and absolute chaos… they realize they’ve misplaced the baby.

016_A_Gatekeeper_Fourth_Of_July

"By 8:02 PM, I was a 245-pound grown man, kept afloat by a standard Yeti cooler, while my boat of fifteen years sank to the bottom of a river."

This is how it went…

A Fourth of July celebration involving fireworks, one sinking boat, and several questionable decisions, 

According to Gaston, none of this was his fault.  

The official record may disagree.  

017_Absolutley_Not

After one too many betrayals, bad calls, and unforgettable disasters, Boudreaux started keeping a classified list of the people, places, and situations he should never trust again. Equal parts survival guide and personal blacklist, consider this the official record of disasters, grudges, and very reasonable boundaries.

Funny, chaotic, and just a little bitter, Boudreaux’s List proves that some lessons are worth writing down, especially the ones you have to learn the hard way.

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Lots of love and a little spite,
S.G 🖤